This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up.
Everything checked out fine.
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said,
"Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and
I was wondering
how I can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said,
"Have you tried to
give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned.
"Doctor, I can't even get him
to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued,
"Let me suggest
something. Crush the Viagra into a powder.
When you are giving
him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it.
notice a thing."
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's
Weeks later the old lady returned.
frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong.
She shook her
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terrible, doctor, terrible."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the old lady said,
"It worked. I did as
you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off
right then and
there and we made mad love on the table.
It was the best sex
that I'd had in 25 years."
"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"
"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in