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Acknowledgements

Quotation
"Knowledge is in the end based on acknowledgement"
Ludwig Wittgenstein

Medical Humour
1
A Nursing Reference

Judy Smith, my assistant, can always be found
hard at work in her station. Judy works independently, without
wasting hospital time talking to colleagues. Judy never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and she always
finishes given assignments on time. Often, Judy takes extended
measures to complete her work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Judy is an individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of her high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in her field. I firmly believe that Judy can be
classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Judy be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
executed as soon as possible.

Regards - Charge Nurse

Shortly thereafter, the HR department received the following memo
from the Charge Nurse:

Sorry, but that idiot (Judy) was reading over my shoulder
while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today.
Kindly read only the ODD lines for my true assessment of her...


2

Outta Ammo
An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup
and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.

"I've never been better!" he boasted.
"I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child!
What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said,
"Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter.
He never missed a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry,
and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."
The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods,
when suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him!
He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle.
And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied,
"No."

The doctor continued,
"The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man.
"Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.

 

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